Hey guys,
I’m dyslexic, jerk. And ALIEN PORN? You obviously need to develop your appreciation for it by watching it again. Soooooooo… You’re watching it with me..the next time I get a break from life. No exceptions.
Choosing to disregard your inappropriateness.You’ll love it.
Then you hide it very well. How was I supposed to know? Why would I want to watch that movie again, hm? What’s in it for me, Blondie? I’d love to see how you’re going to enforce that one. Still, it’s not like I have anything better to do.
And here I was starting to wonder what it took to get noticed around here. I’m sure I’ll love something.
Hey guys,
I-I can… It’s just that it’s Senior year and all this work and practice and graduation requirements is a little too much for me to handle. I just need a little time off to watch some Avatar.
AGHanyway.You’re so different Smythe… I think I like you now that you’re not thinking of ways to harass us.
Mhm. So you can’t handle it. You can’t have that much hard work, it’s a public school. It’s a mandatory easy ride. Besides. You’ve got Spring Break, at least. Relax and watch your alien hair porn then.
I’m flattered. Still thinking of ways to harrass you, Blondie, but for entirely different reasons.
Hey guys,
The -AHEM. New Directions are doing fine. We’re beginning to prepare for Nationals as we speak… at least now that Quinn’s alright.
But.. but.. I’m so spent.
What about you guys at Dalton?
Oh, tell me you haven’t been called that before. It’s all I could hear every time they said the name. Well, good luck, I’m sure you’re going to need it.
Aw, Blondie can’t handle the pressure?
We’re just peachy. Things have settled down and we’re back to crooning for old ladies and their cats. I can’t say it’s my preferred audience, but anyone is better than nothing.
Hey guys,
How is everyone?
I’m great. How about you, Blondie?
