the sound of a crescendo

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:01:37 -0400

That’s the reason you want to come? Lame.

Well, that and you promised me a challenge. What are the rules, Lopez? And tell me your drink of choice, it’s only fair I provide something to sooth your inevitable humiliation.

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:56:52 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

You want to be there that bad?

I just want to annoy Barbra if she turns up.

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:46:34 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

callmesebastian:

Wasn’t what I meant, but I can appreciate that. Would you rather I didn’t turn up at your party, then?

I want you there, fuck what they want. It’s my party.

Good, because I was going to crash it anyway.

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:29:14 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

People have their own minds. I’m not the type of person to tell people not to talk to you either.

Wasn’t what I meant, but I can appreciate that. Would you rather I didn’t turn up at your party, then?

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:22:52 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

What the hell has it got to do with me?

They haven’t been speaking to me much since you mentioned Blaine. We worked for the performance but that’s been about it.

veryberryystar: I would much rather have a role in life as a nice and tedious person, than act like...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:21:39 -0400

veryberryystar:

I would much rather have a role in life as a nice and tedious person, than act like a douche bag most of the time. No, scratch that. All of the time. I guess I can understand why you like to agitate people to pure exasperation, since you have nothing better to do than exactly that. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a planner for that kind of thing.

Yes, I agree with that truthful statement. The more likely you’re not resting at night, but continuing to weep for your loss at the last competition. I would feel sorrowful at the thought if you weren’t how you were, but I’m not. Oh well.

The idea of you becoming influenced by alcohol is not the least surprising, and I hope you have fun waking up and feeling like death. Did it once, never went there again Smythe.

A planner? For exasperating people? Please, you’re not worth that much of my time. If anything, you’re keeping me entertained for mere moments with your attempts to tear into me. It’s adorable.

Sarcasm is lost on you, isn’t it?

Unlike some people, I can hold my liquor. What happened, did you sleep with the Green Giant? Oh, is that how you ended up engaged to him? I don’t know who I feel more sorry for. No, wait, yes I do.

x-santanaxlopez-x said

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:17:04 -0400

As if it’s the first one. Warbler got no friends?

Let’s just say my popularity took a downturn around the same time you turned up, but it’s no problem. A week to let them cool off and I’ll be back on top form.

Why do you want to even come to the party? No-one there is gonna like you.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:11:00 -0400

Maybe I’m trying to fix that.

Or maybe there’s just nothing happening this weekend. I’ll never tell.

veryberryystar: I am so very curious about how that would be a title to take with pride and stride?...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:35:15 -0400

veryberryystar:

I am so very curious about how that would be a title to take with pride and stride? Because, to be completely honest, I would try to be a much better person if someone ever said that to me. Now, let’s both think of one productive way: An attempt to be less annoying. That would be very helpful to nearly everyone here. Trust me.

I-I I have nothing to say to you or that comment anymore. Except, that you are rude and your forgetful name will not be mentioned in my Autobiography, Rachel Berry: From Gold stars to Fame, at all. Have fun regretting that move for the rest of your troubled life, Warbler.

Why not take it with pride? Oh, I’ve tried your whole pleasantville thing, it’s so tedious, I don’t understand how you can all bear it. It’s much more entertaining to watch people get worked up and flustered. Like you.

Such deep regret, I don’t know how I’m going to sleep at night.

Oh, wait. Courvoisier. That’ll fix it.

veryberryystar: You don’t have to deny it, Warbler. The truth has already been revealed. Has...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:44:31 -0400

veryberryystar:

You don’t have to deny it, Warbler. The truth has already been revealed.

Has anyone ever stated that you are thee most obnoxious and irritating human being that has ever set foot in the world? No? Well, that is exactly what I’m saying.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Barbra.

I’ve been called it a few times, and I take the title with honor. Thank you. You should probably go check on Gargantuan now, before he loses sight of you forever down there. What a shame that’d be, hm?

callmesebastian: Noted. I’m not sure. As far as I’m concerned, Santana and I haven’t had a regular...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:21:10 -0400

callmesebastian:

Noted. I’m not sure. As far as I’m concerned, Santana and I haven’t had a regular conversation for some time now. I’ll have to fix that. But honestly, Sebastian, if you’re that desperate to see me perform again, you could have just asked. Really.

Desperate to see you perform? Hardly. I just wanted to see what a hobbit looked like when she was hammered. I bet you’re one of those loud drunks, aren’t you?

Cool. If she wasn't with Brittany would you make a move.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:15:00 -0400

Aren’t you adorable? Thinking a girlfriend would stop me in the first place. No, no, Pierce isn’t what’s stopping me. Lopez would castrate me, that’s what’s stopping me. I’ve got respect for Lopez and I think she knows it.

Still, she knows I’d be open to it if she was interested.

veryberryystar: Well, I was making a point. We can both agree that performers can go on stage to...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:10:52 -0400

veryberryystar:

Well, I was making a point.

We can both agree that performers can go on stage to represent and to also have fun. I never said that they couldn’t go on and enjoy themselves, I only meant that they do it, while still impressing the audience. This conversation was much too tiring for my liking, but amusing nonetheless. Have a fantastic day Sebastian.

So was I.

I’m sure I will. But let’s not stop talking just yet, Barbra. Are you going to Lopez’s party?

Lopez. Gorgeous and looks like she'd be a cracker in bed.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:08:00 -0400

Great minds. Stick around, anon, I think we could be friends.

If you had to have sex with a girl out of glee club who would you pick and why?

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:05:00 -0400

I assume you don’t mean my Glee club, unless you’re talking about Jeff. I think he’d be annoyed but you’re right, he is a little bit of a queen. I’m offended you’d lump me in with the Nude Erections, anon.

However… Lopez or Blondie. Lopez looks like she knows how to have a good time in the sack and Blondie is the hottest girl in their club, car accident or otherwise. Although I wouldn’t mind showing Rachel how to have a little fun, either.

Why, anon? Who would you pick?

Looks like I've got my work cut out for me.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:38:32 -0400

—quinnfabray—:

Charming as usual, Sebastian. By the time I was allowed to leave the hospital, my face was mostly healed, thankfully. As long as you are not seen holding frozen beverages, they might remain somewhat cordial with you. I’m sure they’ll all come around in due time.

I’d apologise and inform you that I just can’t do concern, but even that’s a little too much for my tastes. Fine, fine, I can come bearing something a little less chilled, I suppose. We’ll see.

Thinking of having a party this weekend.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:35:19 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

Up for the challenge?

Of course. I just hope it really will be a challenge, Lopez. I’ll be so disappointed if you let me down.

Thinking of having a party this weekend.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:26:06 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

Santana Lopez does not play nice, she plays dirty.

This is going to be fun.

Thinking of having a party this weekend.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:21:41 -0400

x-santanaxlopez-x:

Let’s see how you handle your drink.

That almost sounds like a challenge, Lopez. Do I sense a drinking contest in the near future, or are we going to play nice this time round?

Looks like I've got my work cut out for me.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:20:16 -0400

—quinnfabray—:

Thank you. I wobbled my way right out of there. I’m pretty good - all things considered, just a little bored but I trust you’ll keep the dash entertaining enough, at least.

Wobbled with that pretty little face intact, I hope? It’d be a shame to see that taken away. I’ll do my best, Blondie, but that all depends on if the others play nice. Some of them seem to be ignoring me, but I’ll soon fix that.